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by Mydeira (mydeira)
at May 28th, 2007 (01:14 pm)

Title: Cute And Cuddly
Author: Mydeira
Rating: R
Summary: David takes issue with a stuffed bear.
Disclaimer: They’re not mine, but, god, a girl can dream, can’t she? No harm intended.
A/N: A bit of fluff and fun.


David frowned at the bear dressed in its little military uniform. The things fans did sometimes…he couldn’t decide if it was disturbing or endearing. Possibly a bit of both.

“You have to wonder what’s going through their heads when they send these things,” he mused out loud.

John, who was sprawled out sated on the bed, rolled over onto his side. “What’s got your knickers in a twist today?” he asked, amusement coloring his words.

David glared at him, but still answered. “The person who sent you this, what were they thinking?”

John shrugged. “That it was cute?”

“A teddy bear in military garb. That’s not cute. It’s disturbing.”

“You’re just jealous because you don’t get any.”

“I’ll take the lacy knickers and bras I get over this lot any day.” He motioned to the room in general where assorted stuffed creatures gathered.

“At least these guys I can donate to the local OxFam. Well, most of them. There are a few that aren’t really in the condition to donate.”

David eyed the bear in his hands warily. “Too much information.”

John chuckled.

“I swear the bloody thing is glaring at me.”

“David, put the bear down.”

David turned the bear this way and that, poking at it. “I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a camera or something hidden in this thing. The stuff people can do these days.”

“Now you’re just paranoid.” John snatched the bear out of David’s hands and tossed it across the room, then shoved David onto his back and moved over him. “There. Problem solved.”

The bear was now upside down against the far wall. It looked rather pathetic. “That was mean.”

“It’s just a stuffed animal, David.”

“Yeah, but you don’t just throw them like that,” he tried to scold, but the ridiculousness of the situation was too much and his sober façade cracked. But he still decided to keep going. “You’ve gone and hurt its feelings. Now it’s over there in the corner, crying its heart out, bemoaning its fate.” He raised his voice into a horrible falsetto, “Oh, Captain, my Captain, why have you forsaken me?”

John snorted. “You’re in a mood today, aren’t you?”

David continued in the same voice, “I’m so fluffy, soft. Why don’t you love me?”

“Your falsetto is officially worse than my Scots.”

“Hey!” David said, his voice normal again. “I’m never living that comment down, am I?”

“No, you’re not.” John grinned as he leaned down and kissed David. “Now, we’ve got twenty minutes left before we have to head back to filming. I’d prefer to spend that time doing something other than discussing my unkind treatment of stuffed animals.”

“Such as…” David skated his hand along John’s side.

“Fucking you into this cheap mattress for one. Unless, you do want to keep discussing the animals.”

“Hardly,” David growled, pulling John down into a hungry kiss. Breaking for a moment he added, “And, in the future, we’re using my trailer.”

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Posted by: otp_alert (otp_alert)
Posted at: March 25th, 2008 02:22 am (UTC)

Awww...david getting paranoid over a bear. He and John are so cute when being silly

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